The Safe Hybrid Battery Joke thread !

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An electrical engineer, mechanical engineer,
and software engineer are on their way to a trade show
when their car stalls and they are forced to pull over to the side of the road.
The mechanical engineer says,
“It’s probably a mechanical problem.
I’ll get my tool box out of the trunk and I can fix it.”
The electrical engineer says,
"No, I’ll bet it’s an electrical problem.
I have my multimeter with me and I’ll go check it out.”
Finally, the software engineer says,
“I have the solution!
Let’s all get out of the car and then get back in.
I’ll bet we’ll be back on the road in no time.”

 

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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him
that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,
so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying,
“I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and
as the I-pad battery charges, try it out.
Lil Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her,
“I know the whole truth.”
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,
“Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, Lil Johnny waits for his father
to get home from work, and greets him with,
“I know the whole truth.”
The father promptly hands him $40 and says,
“Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, Lil Johnny heads to school the next day
and he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying,
“I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail,
opens his arms, and says,
“Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

 

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Today I awoke with a song in my heart.
someone had hacked my pacemaker downloading games !

 

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An evil genie captured an electrician
and two of her friends WITH THEIR BATTERIES
IN THEIR PHONES, EAR PODS AND I PADS.
Before banishing them to the desert for a week,
the genie allowed each person to bring one thing.
The first Blond GIRL friend brought a canteen
so She wouldn’t die of thirst.
The second Blond girl friend brought an umbrella
to keep from getting sunburned.
The third , a blond, & electrician
brought a car door, including the starting battery
because if it got too hot
she could just
roll down the window!

 

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A scientist built a robot
but unbeknownst to him,
the battery was damaged.
The only way to fix the battery
was to sprinkle it with sodium chloride.
Some chemical reaction with
the combination of battery acid
and sodium chloride caused
the robot to act highly irrationally
and attack the scientist,
at which point the robot
had to be detained by police.
The robot was charged with
"a salt and battery."

 

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“So Yoda and batteries
sounds like A best bet
win-win
as an energy source.
But with world electricity consumption
pushing 2 terawatts,
it would
take a hundred million Yodas
to meet our demands.
All things considered,
switching to
Yoda power
probably isn't worth the trouble —
though it COULD definitely be green.”

 

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Maybe a good lithium battery and the stun gun would have fixed all of it !

 

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A couple days ago
a couple kids in high school
Were busted behind their school.
One was eating firecrackers and
the other was drinking battery acid.
They were taken to court by the police.
The judge thought long and
hard what their punishment should be,
but just ended up
charging the one, and
he let the other one off.

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